THE VIRAL PLANT-BASED RIB EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT.
No Gluten
or Soy
or Soy
NO SEED
OILS
OILS
NO MEAT. NO JUNK. JUST SERIOUS FLAVOR.
Regular price
$59.00
Sale price
Say hello to your new favorite ribs, minus the meat. Hoof Happy ribs are clean, craveable, and made without the junk hiding in most alternative meats. No soy, no gluten, no mystery ingredients. Just insanely good flavor that belongs at every BBQ.
DELICIOUS FOOD FOR EVERY KIND OF EATER
Hoof Happy is for everyone: vegans, flexitarians, meat-eaters who just love delicious things, and and anyone who wants food that brings the flavor and the fun. We make dishes that taste like a party, hit like comfort food, and leave animals out of it. Clean, fun, unbelievably good eating for every kind of eater.
FLAVOR YOU CRAVE. INGREDIENTS YOU TRUST.
No seed oils
Made without inflammatory oils, just clean, simple ingredients that make you feel good.
NO GLUTEN OR SOY INGREDIENTS
Free from soy and gluten ingredients.* Prepared in a facility that handles wheat.
KIND TO ANIMALS
All the flavor you love, made entirely from plants. No harm. No guilt.
22G Protein
Four ribs = serious plant-powered protein, without additives or junk.
MADE FOR EVERY MEAL
Versatile enough for tacos, salads, bowls, grilling, roasting, or snacking. Just add your favorite sauce!
SIMPLE, HONEST INGREDIENTS
Real ingredients you actually recognize, no odd chemicals, no fake-meat weirdness, no surprises.
what our eaters have to say
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"Switched it up and made them as more of a meatloaf with a home made gravy for christmas dinner and LOVED it!!!!!! "
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"These are now a kitchen staple in our house hold! I have always been a healthy eater, but always struggle with the amount of junk in all the plant based meats. But then I found Hoof Happy and not only are they AMAZING and my kids love them too, they are soooooo much cleaner than most of the plant based meats so we will good eating them!"
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"I was searching for a quick easy and healthy snack and as a meat eater I was so pleasantly surprised as how good these ribs were and plan to keep re ordering!"
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"My jaw actually dropped when I tried these lol 100000% getting these again. They are incredible!"
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"One thing I always hated about being vegan is that all the plant based meats have so much junk in them! And this product is sooo much cleaner than all the others I try and they taste incredible!!! even my dog tries to eat them!"
Every Box feels like Christmas Morning
Real food. Real protein. No soy. No gluten. No weird stuff.
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Built for Every Kind of Bite
Hoof Happy works as ribs, in bowls, stuffed into tacos, piled on sandwiches, whatever you’re feeling. It’s flexible, delicious, and ready to take on any sauce or style you prefer.
CHEF-CRAFTED TASTE. ZERO COMPROMISE.
At Hoof Happy, our mission is simple: make unbelievably delicious food that welcomes every kind of eater. We use clean ingredients, big flavor, and animal-free recipes so you can enjoy your favorites and feel great about what’s on your plate.
Our Mission
THE HAPPY HERD LIFESTYLE
Join the community that chooses compassion without sacrificing flavor. We’re here to prove comfort food can be bold, clean, and better for everyone.
FAQ
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
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Hoof Happy ribs are made from real, recognizable ingredients like jackfruit, pea protein, rice paper, a house-made sofrito, unrefined coconut oil, spices, and a touch of beetroot for color. No soy ingredients, no gluten ingredients, and no weird fake-meat additives, just flavorful, wholesome components you can feel good about.
(Contains coconut — a tree nut.) -
Hoof Happy ribs are fully versatile. Once thawed, you can grill them, pan-sear them, roast them, air-fry them, or shred them into salads, tacos, bowls, and sandwiches. Just heat, sauce, and enjoy however you love your ribs.
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No and that’s on purpose. Hoof Happy ribs are designed to pair with your favorite BBQ sauce, glaze, or marinade so you can customize the flavor to match your cravings.
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Hoof Happy contains no soy ingredients and no gluten ingredients. However, it is currently prepared in a kitchen that processes wheat, so it may not be suitable for individuals with severe gluten allergies or celiac disease.
We are actively working toward moving into a dedicated gluten-free kitchen in the future.
The only major allergen present is tree nuts (coconut). -
Hoof Happy ribs last for about six months when stored in the freezer. Keep them frozen until you’re ready to eat. To cook, simply thaw for about 60 minutes at room temperature, then prepare them however you like: grill, oven, pan, or air fryer.
